048 drabble
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Really silly idea, I know. But I can't help thinking that if there was a first, there had to be...
Title: Sibling Rivalry
Author: Beer Good (
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Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: The First Evil, OC
Prompt: 048: Comedy
Sibling Rivalry
It’s not fair.
Just because they’re older than you, your sister (or brother – it works both ways) gets all the superpowers, all the henchmen... women... henchpersons, the world-rulage possibilities, and what do you get? Squat.
And when you complain about it they just laugh, pat you on the head (metaphorically) and go off with their minions grumbling that you’re whiny and clingy.
It’s not fair.
They get to be all incorporeal and pose as dead people (oooo, scary) and cause apocalypses and stuff, and all you can do is possess hyenas and steal squirrels’ souls.
Being the Second Evil sucks.
Title: Sibling Rivalry
Author: Beer Good (
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Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Characters/Pairing: The First Evil, OC
Prompt: 048: Comedy
Sibling Rivalry
It’s not fair.
Just because they’re older than you, your sister (or brother – it works both ways) gets all the superpowers, all the henchmen... women... henchpersons, the world-rulage possibilities, and what do you get? Squat.
And when you complain about it they just laugh, pat you on the head (metaphorically) and go off with their minions grumbling that you’re whiny and clingy.
It’s not fair.
They get to be all incorporeal and pose as dead people (oooo, scary) and cause apocalypses and stuff, and all you can do is possess hyenas and steal squirrels’ souls.
Being the Second Evil sucks.