“I suppose that is one option. Or perhaps I’ll just pull your testicles out through your nasal cavity. I’ll bet I could even keep you conscious while I do it. Although I *was* leaning towards using your private parts to sharpen my sword. Though that would have the drawback of your fainting halfway through. No matter. Whatever method I choose I can assure you that there will be nobody to help you and no one will ever find your body.”
You've really captured that polished menace he can do so well!
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Date: 2008-03-22 03:49 pm (UTC)“I suppose that is one option. Or perhaps I’ll just pull your testicles out through your nasal cavity. I’ll bet I could even keep you conscious while I do it. Although I *was* leaning towards using your private parts to sharpen my sword. Though that would have the drawback of your fainting halfway through. No matter. Whatever method I choose I can assure you that there will be nobody to help you and no one will ever find your body.”
You've really captured that polished menace he can do so well!