Human Games
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still_grrrTitle: Human Games
Show: BTVS
Author: not_purrrfect
Rating: PG - R
Word Count:
Characters/Pairing: Miss Kitty Fantastico
Disclaimer: Just a silly contribution for the Games You Play prompt
Author's notes: I want to write funny ones too.
They rub all over each other in the bed. I blink my eyes. They're not even covered in fur. Uck! Just this soft pink stuff.
Sometimes they fight. Their voices screech in my little ears. Sometimes a male dark furred one comes in and talks to them. Or that other male one, the one with the white fur on his head. And the cold blue eyes. He always smells like blood.
White fur guy picks me up and smells me. HOW RUDE!! I slap his shiny face, and he growls. But then he laughs and kissed me between my whiskers. I lick him in return, and he says my tongue feels like sandpaper, and smells like fish. Like duh! Fish my furry ass! There is a damned rat in here that smells way worse.
That Buffy one is here a lot too. Sometimes the one called Willow, and the Buffy one have words. Why don't they just puff up like I do and hiss?
Oh, the games humans play!
Show: BTVS
Author: not_purrrfect
Rating: PG - R
Word Count:
Characters/Pairing: Miss Kitty Fantastico
Disclaimer: Just a silly contribution for the Games You Play prompt
Author's notes: I want to write funny ones too.
They rub all over each other in the bed. I blink my eyes. They're not even covered in fur. Uck! Just this soft pink stuff.
Sometimes they fight. Their voices screech in my little ears. Sometimes a male dark furred one comes in and talks to them. Or that other male one, the one with the white fur on his head. And the cold blue eyes. He always smells like blood.
White fur guy picks me up and smells me. HOW RUDE!! I slap his shiny face, and he growls. But then he laughs and kissed me between my whiskers. I lick him in return, and he says my tongue feels like sandpaper, and smells like fish. Like duh! Fish my furry ass! There is a damned rat in here that smells way worse.
That Buffy one is here a lot too. Sometimes the one called Willow, and the Buffy one have words. Why don't they just puff up like I do and hiss?
Oh, the games humans play!
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