022 drabble

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Title: Black Knight Is A Long Way From Home
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 022: The Gatekeeper
Characters/Pairing (if any): Angel (s5)
A/N: Silly crossover inspired by Kelly's theme banner for last month

OK, so, first day at Wolfram & Hart. Angel exited the limo and looked up at the skyscaper, pondering. After a moment, he made his way towards the executive entrance.

The executive entrance was blocked by a beefy security guard, dressed all in black with a black mask hiding his face. "None shall pass."

"What?"

"NONE shall pass."

"Look, I have no quarrel with you, but I must get into my office -"

"Then you shall die."

"I order you as the CEO of Wolfram & Hart to stand aside!"

"I move for no man."

Angel sighed. Where did they find these people?

Comments

[rayruz.livejournal.com]

Teehee!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

:-) Thanks!

[lauratd.livejournal.com]

LOL

Wait until he gets to the elevators and meets the Knights who say "Ni"

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

And where the hell is he supposed to find a shrubbery in LA? Ha. Thanks!

[skull-theatre.livejournal.com]

Perfect crossover drabble! Much love for exasperated!Angel.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

If you think he's exasperated NOW, just wait until he has to get past the insulting French receptionist! Thanks!

[okdeanna.livejournal.com]

I read this and that song Bad Day popped in my head. I think it sums up Angel's feelings right about now so nicely!

You really captured Angel here, I think. I could totally picture his facial expressions. His frustration is almost tangible here.

Good job!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I love Angel when he's frustrated/vain/embarrassed etc.

[xlivvielockex.livejournal.com]

FOAMY! What did I tell you about the long titles? LOL I think you named this super long just to mess with me. You get joy out of imagining me, hunched over my keyboard, trying desperatly to fix the palette settings on PS to make the titles fit on your banner.

That is it, I am catapulting a cow into your castle. And I would fart in your general direction but I am a lady! (Contrary to what Sarah tells people)

(And PS. Loved your drabble, like ALWAYS)

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't blame me, blame Deep Purple (http://youtube.com/watch?v=xsJb9VrMP3E), haha.

*runs away*

Thanks!

[ladycat713.livejournal.com]

That's what you call being too good at your job.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Probably, yeah. Thanks!

[ubiquirk.livejournal.com]

Hee! That was great - especially since I can picture the 'just a flesh wound' scene coming up!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Hehe. "'Tis but a scratch!" Thanks for reading!

[divadea.livejournal.com]

You are, as usual, hilarious. What do you do for a living? Are you a comedian, and if so, can I be your roadie?

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Heh, thanks! Nothing that sexy, I'm afraid - I edit technical texts. It's the kind of work that lets part of my brain work on completely different projects in the mean time, and the zanier the better... But if I ever do need a roadie, I'll let you know! :-)

[boy-named-susie.livejournal.com]

LOL, too freaking funny.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[wereleopard58.livejournal.com]

LOL i just had this weird Labyrinth flashback.

"None shall pass without my permission."

Sorry its been a long day and this did give me a good chuckle

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks! Oh god, I haven't watched Labyrinth in ages. I don't think I dare see it again... o_O