043: It's a Festivus Miracle!
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still_grrrTitle A Family Tradition
Author Sarah
Rating PG-13
Word Count 182
Prompt 043 Festivus
Characters/Pairing (if any) Lilah, George Costanza, Frank Costanza
A/N: Seinfeld crossover. Hey, with a prompt like Festivus, someone had to do it. Not up for voting.
“Look, little man. I don’t have time for this. Tell me the truth now.” Lilah hissed at the short, stocky, bald man sitting across the table.
“The truth is, I have no idea why I’m even here.” George looked around the room, seemingly nonchalant. “And would it kill you to offer some refreshments if you’re going to keep me here much longer? I know how much you lawyers gouge people. You could at least have an assortment of baked goods on the table. A beverage or two wouldn’t hurt either.”
Lilah stood up. “Fine, play it that way. Bring him in.” She nodded at Gareth.
The door opened, and a man holding a pole framed the doorway. “It’s time for the Feats of Strength!” He shouted.
“No! No! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know. No Feats of Strength.” George shot out of his chair, waving his arms wildly.
“Oh you’re going to tell me,” Lilah smirked. “And then you’re going to wrestle your father.”
Frank started to take off his jacket. “We always had such a good time at Festivus.”
Author Sarah
Rating PG-13
Word Count 182
Prompt 043 Festivus
Characters/Pairing (if any) Lilah, George Costanza, Frank Costanza
A/N: Seinfeld crossover. Hey, with a prompt like Festivus, someone had to do it. Not up for voting.
“Look, little man. I don’t have time for this. Tell me the truth now.” Lilah hissed at the short, stocky, bald man sitting across the table.
“The truth is, I have no idea why I’m even here.” George looked around the room, seemingly nonchalant. “And would it kill you to offer some refreshments if you’re going to keep me here much longer? I know how much you lawyers gouge people. You could at least have an assortment of baked goods on the table. A beverage or two wouldn’t hurt either.”
Lilah stood up. “Fine, play it that way. Bring him in.” She nodded at Gareth.
The door opened, and a man holding a pole framed the doorway. “It’s time for the Feats of Strength!” He shouted.
“No! No! I’ll tell you whatever you want to know. No Feats of Strength.” George shot out of his chair, waving his arms wildly.
“Oh you’re going to tell me,” Lilah smirked. “And then you’re going to wrestle your father.”
Frank started to take off his jacket. “We always had such a good time at Festivus.”
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