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deird1 ([personal profile] deird1) wrote in [community profile] still_grrr2008-04-11 11:27 pm
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061 drabble - New Mother

Title: New Mother
Author: [personal profile] deird1
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Prompt: 61
Characters: Angel, Darla


New Mother

“Vampires can’t have children.”
Darla smiled, mockingly. “You know we can’t. I know we can’t. But, we did.”

“You don’t think it’s a bit… weird?”
“That’s mystical forces for you, darling. They tend to ignore basic biology.”
Angel nodded ruefully.
“I mean, if the birth had just been normal, he wouldn’t be our Miracle Child, would he?”
“He’ll always be a miracle.”
“Of course.”

“I just… well, magical biology notwithstanding… I guess I thought that if we did have a baby, you’d be the one who got pregnant.”
“Dear boy,” Darla said affectionately. “You still have so much to learn.”

[identity profile] lena7623.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
*Cackles* If only it had went that way...no wait, I'd have thrown a hissy fit, but it's still hilarious.

[identity profile] darthsindel1981.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
oh my god lol here

[identity profile] dacian-goddess.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
*guffaws* Oh, my; absolutely terrific! Smashing twist, and what a fantastic way to lean on Darla's penchant for 'dear boy'.

[identity profile] redrikki.livejournal.com 2008-04-11 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Love the surprise at the ending.
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[personal profile] angelus2hot 2008-04-15 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I love it!

Luuuuuv the twist ending!

[identity profile] ubiquirk.livejournal.com 2008-04-18 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
AHHHH!!! That's hilarious!