113: Crossover Drabble (Buffy meets Discworld Death)

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Title Cutting Remarks
Author Bruttimabuoni
Rating G
Word Count 100
Prompt 113 Scythe and Sarcasm
Characters/Pairing (if any) Buffy, Discworld DEATH
A/N: Not essential to know the crossover source, but you'll probably smile more if you do



I DON’T CALL THAT MUCH OF A SCYTHE, MISS SUMMERS.

‘Look, I don’t get why everyone’s so hung up on terminology with this thing. Giles says it’s an “unprecedentedly complex and advanced piece of weaponry despite its ancient provenance.” Anyway, we tried to combine axe-scythe-stake into one word, but it doesn’t work. “ASS” or “scyake”. Not good.

“But honestly? I don’t care what it’s called. It’s the best weapon we’ve got; kills vamps by the dozen. And its power... seriously, it’s changed the world. Mostly in a good way. It’s...truly awesome stuff.”

AH... BUT DOES IT CUT GRASS?

Comments

[deird1]

Death's scythe could totally take Buffy's to the cleaners - especially in the grass-cutting.

*claps* Nicely done!

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed - I can't see the Slayerettes putting in the corn-cutting hours a la Reaper Man. Thanks!

[deird1]

Well, certainly not one stalk at a time, anyway...

[angelus2hot]

Hee! Well done!

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I'm glad it made you smile.

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

Think how much you'd save on lawn mower maintenance!

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

With an army of Slayerettes - they could make quite a business of it!

[ozma914.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say no to an army of Slayerettes, although they'd surely eat me out of house and home!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

VERY WELL DONE.

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

*g* Thank you!

[ubiquirk.livejournal.com]

I had to go back and refresh on DW death, but I'm glad U did because this is too funny!

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Aw, thanks - glad it made you smile!