http://brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] still_grrr2009-09-19 05:03 pm

136 Ficlet (poetry): Snyku Shorts (Snyder)

Title Snyku: Shorts
Author Bruttimabuoni
Rating G
Word Count 169
Prompt 136 (Band Candy: the factory)
Characters/Pairing (if any) Snyder(/Joyce, in his dreams)
A/N: Some dialogue is taken from the episode Band Candy, written by Jane Espenson. With apologies to [livejournal.com profile] mere_ubu and other distinguished practitioners of Spaiku, whose concept inspired this. The end products are rather different, though.



Love my profession.
High school is sheer perfection
Without the students

Band candy tastes nummy.
I feel rejuvenated.
Can I have some more?

Lonely Principal
Seeks understanding woman
For night of dalliance

So this is the Bronze.
There are some foxy ladies
Here tonight. Whoa yeah!

I took Tae Kwan Do
And got a commendation
Have lots to offer

Taller men always
Attract admiring glances
I am overlooked

They have been smoking
And drinking all afternoon
Should get detention

MilkBar factory
Must be source of evil spell
Joyce Summers is there

Woman of my dreams
Perfect lips, eating chocolate
Feathers teasing neck

Deep breath, take courage:
“So are you two... kinda like
Um... going steady?”

She turns her shoulder
Rolls her eyes, watches cool kids
Fighting with weapons

A lovely woman
Who chews gum elegantly
Not like the students.

Mother of Buffy,
Troublemaker. Dates would be
Unprofessional

Babies in danger
Librarian plays champion
I go home quietly

Some guys are heroes
They get the girlfriends. That’s my
Reality. Sigh.

*
deird1: Fred looking pretty and thoughful (Default)

[personal profile] deird1 2009-09-19 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*applauds*

[identity profile] petzipellepingo.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Babies in danger
Librarian plays champion
I go home quietly

Some guys are heroes
They get the girlfriends. That’s my
Reality. Sigh.


Alas for poor Snyder that's the truth.
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[identity profile] rebcake.livejournal.com 2009-09-19 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I am delighted. Utterly. I am especially entertained by the idea that he thinks he's losing out because he's short! Oh, the dissociation! (Spike could show he a thing or two, not that it would help.)

I took Tae Kwan Do
And got a commendation
Have lots to offer


*applause*

I so wish I was home, so I could load my "Kung Fu Fighting Snyder" icon!
gillo: (Importance of being James)

[personal profile] gillo 2009-09-19 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Love my profession.
High school is sheer perfection
Without the students


I hate to say it, but Snyder has a point. Schools are lovely and peaceful without the kids!

Great stuff. You impersonate the worm well!

[identity profile] daiseechain.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 09:01 am (UTC)(link)
Taller men always
Attract admiring glances
I am overlooked


This made me quite sad for him. Which was unexpected.

angelus2hot: (Spike smirk)

[personal profile] angelus2hot 2009-09-20 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent writing!!

It almost makes me feel sorry for Snyder......almost

[identity profile] smhwpf.livejournal.com 2009-09-20 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Fabulous! A perfect view into Sny's brain...
cmk418: (BtVS - Giles)

[personal profile] cmk418 2009-09-21 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Excellent!
shapinglight: (Default)

[personal profile] shapinglight 2009-09-22 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
Poor old Snyder. Don't usually feel sorry for him.
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