162 drabble

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Title: Corporate Ladder
Author: Beer Good (beer_good_foamy)
Rating: PG13
Prompt: 162 (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, 1988)
Fandom/timeline: Angel
Word Count: 100
Warning: Cruelty to animals
Characters: OC

Corporate Ladder

Richie had meant to apply for the position of Goat Sacrificer at Wolfram & Hart. It seemed cushy enough; good hours, recession-proof, and all the chèvre he could eat. But it turned out that's not an entry-level position. You don't just walk in off the street and start slicing up goats; you work yourself up to it.

So he started out as a Rabbit Sacrificer. Two long, grueling years down in the sub-sub-basement, decapitating bunnies.

Somehow, he didn't think this was what his father had meant when he told him to get a hare cut and get a real job.

Comments

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

*appreciative groan*

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

*appreciative grin*

[sentine.livejournal.com]

to get a hare cut

LOL
Aren't you a bit ashamed? ;)

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Not in the least. :-) Thanks!

[zoesmith.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

*sacrifices Bambi to revive you*

[bobthemole.livejournal.com]

There's an app (http://www.wpi-europe.com/en/products/animal_physiology/dcap.shtml) for that!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

I like the design on that thing. It's not merely functional, someone took care to make it look good.

[angelus2hot]

LMAO!!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

:-)

[buffyangellvr23.livejournal.com]

*groan* lol

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

*evil grin* Thanks!

[cmk418]

LOL. Great pun at the end. Loved it!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[redrikki.livejournal.com]

::snort:: Punny, very punny.

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com]

I see your hare cut and raise you fish puns (http://dragonyphoenix.livejournal.com/13134.html)

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Hah! There's always a plaice for puns. :-)

[mierke.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

:-)

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

*rim shot*

[beer-good-foamy.livejournal.com]

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.