189 Drabble: Comparatively Safe
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still_grrrTitle Comparatively Safe
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG
Word Count 100
Prompt 189 Principal
Characters/Pairing (if any) Robin Wood, OMC
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gamiila's fault.
“...Garcia, eaten by wolves, ‘89. Fontaine, neck trauma, ‘90. Morgan, neck trauma, ‘94. Flutie, eaten by hyenas ‘97. Snyder, eaten by a snake, ‘99. And/or city official, depending on how you classify. It’s a toughie, stats-wise”
“I see. And after Snyder?”
“Well, that would be you. If you take the job, Mr Wood. Can I call you Robin?”
“I think you better, if you’re going to persuade me to take a job where the Principal has the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer.”
“Oh, let’s not exaggerate. Principals have a pretty long life expectancy. Compared with the janitors, anyway.”
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG
Word Count 100
Prompt 189 Principal
Characters/Pairing (if any) Robin Wood, OMC
A/N: This is all
gamiila's fault. “...Garcia, eaten by wolves, ‘89. Fontaine, neck trauma, ‘90. Morgan, neck trauma, ‘94. Flutie, eaten by hyenas ‘97. Snyder, eaten by a snake, ‘99. And/or city official, depending on how you classify. It’s a toughie, stats-wise”
“I see. And after Snyder?”
“Well, that would be you. If you take the job, Mr Wood. Can I call you Robin?”
“I think you better, if you’re going to persuade me to take a job where the Principal has the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer.”
“Oh, let’s not exaggerate. Principals have a pretty long life expectancy. Compared with the janitors, anyway.”
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Date: 2010-09-29 12:05 am (UTC)Excellent job, sweetie! Of course, any reference to Spinal Tap drummers gets extra credit!
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Date: 2010-09-29 07:44 pm (UTC)