204 Drabble: Under 120 Seconds

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Title Under 120 Seconds
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG13 (for non-stop references to sex)
Word Count 100
Prompt 204 (Seconds)
Characters/Pairing (if any) Anya/Xander
A/N: During The Harsh Light of Day


Xander's immediate instinct was for dozing, but Anya was leaning over him, bright and demanding. "You want to do it again?"

"Gimme a minute." He sounded groggy. Had she broken him already?

Anya looked sceptical. "But we'd hardly gotten started before you were finished. I thought human males averaged two minutes before-"

"Yes. Yes, okay. I'm sorry about that. You kinda surprised me, with the nudity and the symbolic juice ejaculation." He was very tired. But she was very cute. And he was young and in need of the sex. "Maybe just a couple of seconds till we go again?"

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Comments

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

Oh, now that's just mean hysterically funny.

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Yet believable. They'll work it out in the end. *g*

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Cute!

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[dipenates.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! There's no way that this *did not* happen. Love it.

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

*g* Oh, definitely a missing scene I think.

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

It had that ring of authenticity in my brain. *g*

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

*g* Poor Xander.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

That absolutely happened. *nod* Nicely chronicled! :)

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

I merely write down the truth of events. *nods back*