189 Drabble: Comparatively Safe

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Title Comparatively Safe
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG
Word Count 100
Prompt 189 Principal
Characters/Pairing (if any) Robin Wood, OMC
A/N: This is all gamiila's fault.



“...Garcia, eaten by wolves, ‘89. Fontaine, neck trauma, ‘90. Morgan, neck trauma, ‘94. Flutie, eaten by hyenas ‘97. Snyder, eaten by a snake, ‘99. And/or city official, depending on how you classify. It’s a toughie, stats-wise”

“I see. And after Snyder?”

“Well, that would be you. If you take the job, Mr Wood. Can I call you Robin?”

“I think you better, if you’re going to persuade me to take a job where the Principal has the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer.”

“Oh, let’s not exaggerate. Principals have a pretty long life expectancy. Compared with the janitors, anyway.”

Comments

[quinara]

*snort*

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Indeed. But it's the solemn truth.

[menomegirl.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

*g*

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Heee! Glad you liked it.

[slaymesoftly.livejournal.com]

Hee! Giggle, snort. Only too true.

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

*nods* this is the truth, every word.

[snogged.livejournal.com]

Excellent!

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Thanks!

[rebcake.livejournal.com]

That Morgan was a resilient cuss, wasn't he?

Excellent job, sweetie! Of course, any reference to Spinal Tap drummers gets extra credit!

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Yep. I picture him wearing very solid neckwear at all times. Maybe a dogcollar?

[undrheavenskies.livejournal.com]

Heehee! Well done!

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[daiseechain.livejournal.com]

LOL.

What did happen to the janitors anyway? Go on. You know you want to.

[brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* Their stories are too horrible to share. Think of the basement alone.

[ever-neutral.livejournal.com]

HEE! I love it. So true.

[il_mio_capitano]

Those poor poor janitors......Great stuff.